The Equestria Chainsaw Massacre

The Equestria Chainsaw Massacre is a 2015 Canadian-British-American adult animated horror film written and directed by Jason Wright in his directorial debut. The film is set in the My Little Pony universe and follows a group of college kids as they explore the abandoned town of Equestria in British Columbia, unaware that there are cannibalistic lesbian unicorns ready to kill them.

Plot
On February 18, 1815, the war of 1812 ends as both countries ratify the Treaty of Ghent. The day before, Spain begins his reconquest of Latin America. The last surviving magician, Merlin Whitefield, comes across six aggressive and violent anthropomorphic ponies. He uses magic to turn them into good ponies for the next two hundred years, but he suffers a stroke and dies much to the pony’s utter heartbreak.

Two hundred years later, in 2015, the spell has broken, and the ponies turn violent again, murdering the entire population of their town Equestria, located near the Canadian border between America. A campervan containing five college students (Roger Lefty, Hayley Gibbs, Stacy Wingo, her boyfriend Connor Carson, and Damien Walsh) visit the town to confirm rumours of the anthropomorphic ponies. Upon arrival, the ponies hear them and head to a shed to mark out their plan to kill them. The students explore the abandoned town of Equestria where they discover the dead ponies scattered all over the floor. As they discover this, Stacy is snatched silently by one of the violent ponies. She is dragged into the shed where she is murdered using a chainsaw. The group realises that Stacy is gone, when they try to leave they are subdued by a pony named Fluttershy who attempts to kill Roger, but he backs her off by whacking her with a spanner.

The rest of her friends, together known as the “Mane Six,” come out to try and deal with the intruders. The intruders manage to escape back into the campervan and Conner calls his friend near the Peace Arch in British Columbia to help them get away from the ponies, he is sceptical at first but comes over after hearing the chainsaw on the outside. Damien grabs a screwdriver and stabs one pony, Rarity, in the temple. Giving them enough time to escape while the ponies are arguing. The ponies retreat into their shed where they plan to get them by surprise, they prepare to do so by snorting cocaine and practising oral sex. By nightfall, the survivors arrive at a temple built hours before the survivors arrived. They decide to enter and discover a dozen dead bodies and carved out carcases, which causes Hayley to run out and throw up. Once she finishes, Fluttershy appears with a chainsaw and brutally cuts her in two, once done she drags the body away before the boys come out to see the massacre.

Five minutes later, Conner’s friend - David Peterson - arrives in his car to investigate the commotion. Fluttershy attempts to subdue him, but he defends himself by knocking her out with a frying pan, which causes the other ponies to act aggressively to him, now seeing him as an enemy. Some ponies try to help Fluttershy while others battle David, giving the boys enough time to escape from the temple and sneak into the ponies shed where they discover more dead ponies and bodies, including Stacy’s body. Connor, now angry at the ponies for killing Stacy, decides to take his anger out by trashing their shed, causing them to leave David alone to deal with Connor. When they arrive, Roger tells them to run to the ponies’ secret basement, while he fights off the ponies, with David helping him. Once they have knocked them all out, they head down to the basement where Damien is comforting Connor over seeing Stacy’s dead body. They decide to call the police to bring justice to the ponies, but Fluttershy awakens having survived the knockout. She grabs a spare chainsaw, after David broke her other one, and goes down to deal with the boys. Unsuspecting, Fluttershy injures David’s legs and cuts off Damien’s arm, causing Connor to let out his rage and attack her.

After seeing to Damien’s sawed off arm, David goes to help Connor, despite his injured legs. Connor manages to stab Fluttershy in the temple, which doesn’t kill her but leaves her screaming in pain. Two police officers arrive and believe that the murderers are raping a young girl, guns drawn they head to the shed and pull their guns out on Connor. One police officer, Officer Richard, brings his gun down after Fluttershy gives him a death stare, she lashes out and slashes his stomach, causing his guts and intestines to pour out all the floor. Another officer attempts to shoot Fluttershy but he too gets killed when she uses her chainsaw to slice through his stomach. Fluttershy brings her chainsaw to Conner and threatens to murder him too, he screams and blames Fluttershy for killing Stacy as her body was in their shed. The other ponies get up after Roger and David’s knockout session and attempt to help Fluttershy. Roger appears again and tells Connor to back off, but Fluttershy wastes no time and cuts into his body, killing him instantly. Roger punches Fluttershy in the side and yells at the others to get out of the shed. The remaining three survivors stumble to David’s car and try to escape but hear the ponies calling them ‘bitches’ as they try to hack their way into the vehicle. David stops them by running them over with the car, as he along with Damien and Roger escape. Fluttershy runs out and flings her chainsaw in the air angrily.